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Living the German-American dream
united states

Living the German-American dream

For the latest instalment of Portnoy’s Stammtisch, Portnoy hits the road to attend the induction of entertainers Siegfried and Roy into the German-American Hall of Fame in New York City.
Painting with a broad (toilet) brush
Jobs

Painting with a broad (toilet) brush

On the heels of The Local's series on the German workplace, Portnoy ddecides to offer a few choice nuggets of experience from his interactions with some of the nation’s <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stromberg_%28TV_series%29" target="_blank">Stromberg</a> clones.
Of mullets and men
fashion

Of mullets and men

In the latest installment of Portnoy’s Stammtisch, The Local’s column about life in Germany, Portnoy slicks back his locks to explore the nation’s hairstyle fetishes.
Leaving fitness to fate
fitness

Leaving fitness to fate

In the latest installment of <b>Portnoy’s Stammtisch</b>, The Local’s column about life in Germany, Portnoy discovers fitness in the Fatherland isn’t an easy endeavour.
Of mice and Portnoy
children

Of mice and Portnoy

In the latest installment of Portnoy’s Stammtisch, The Local’s column about life in Germany, Portnoy lauds the enduring genius of the country's very own cartoon mouse children's show.
Fun and games in the Fatherland
offbeat

Fun and games in the Fatherland

In the latest installment of <b>Portnoy’s Stammtisch</b>, The Local’s column about life in Germany, Portnoy muses on the Teutonic penchant for deriving pleasure from other people’s pain.
German TV is murder
Crime

German TV is murder

In the latest installment of <b>Portnoy’s Stammtisch</b>, The Local’s column about life in Germany, Portnoy examines the country’s beloved TV treasure <i>Tatort</i>.
Going with Germany's bureaucratic flow
Berlin

Going with Germany's bureaucratic flow

In the latest installment of <b>Portnoy’s Stammtisch</b>, The Local’s column about life in Germany, Portnoy explains how he learned to cope with the country’s bleating bureaucrats.
Poor, sexy and incompetent in Berlin
Transport

Poor, sexy and incompetent in Berlin

Berlin is facing months of public transport chaos caused by a near-total shutdown of the city’s S-Bahn commuter train network. The latest installment of Portnoy's Stammtisch, The Local’s column about life in Germany, asks what the mayor is doing to end the mess.
Censorsula can’t stop child porn
children

Censorsula can’t stop child porn

In the latest installment of <b>Portnoy’s Stammtisch</b>, our column about life in Germany, Portnoy slams the government’s attempt to block child pornography online as a ham-fisted assault on civil liberties.
Making like the Easter bunny in Berlin
Family

Making like the Easter bunny in Berlin

In the latest dispatch of Portnoy’s Stammtisch, The Local’s column about life in Germany, Portnoy explains why the German-invented Easter bunny is an appropriate symbol in a country where the birth rate is tanking and succesful families with children are scorned.
I don't want my MTV
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I don't want my MTV

<b>In the latest dispatch of <b>Portnoy’s Stammtisch</b>, The Local’s column about life in Germany, Portnoy laments missed opportunities in Teutonic broadcasting on the 25th anniversary of private TV.</b>
A very Portnoy Christmas
Christmas

A very Portnoy Christmas

<b>In the latest dispatch of Portnoy’s Stammtisch, The Local’s column about life in Germany, Portnoy contemplates the extended frenzy he faces each holiday season.</b>
Partying like it's 1989
holidays

Partying like it's 1989

<b>In the latest dispatch of Portnoy’s Stammtisch, The Local’s column about life in Germany, Portnoy considers the meaning of the German Unity Day holiday on Friday.</b>